February 2012
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“one day the internet will just be pictures of peoples food and cats.”
– me
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fluff
somethingididntdo:
the middle of my being
was at least
one hundred
— maybe a hundred and ten? —
percent
fluff
what the hell?
but then again,
if you think harder
maybe this is a gift.
the one thing
that might
unite
man kind
this stuff
this fluff
the power to change our future
our destiny
and all you have to do is ask
‘what the hell’
and you know
you are not alone
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consistency.
somethingididntdo:
every
last
one
has
no
fucking
clue
these are my friends,
my good, good
friends.
we get on.
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hankey?
somethingididntdo:
Anyone out there?
NEED?
a poem?
a love letter?
a picture and a thousand words?
im taking requests.
i don’t know
what else to do.
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fortune
somethingididntdo:
im so tired
and so hungry
and my leg hurts
and it’s minus 13
outside
what
in the hell
should I do?
it’s kind of my own fault
for playing football
for not warming up
for not buying food
but still,
knowing that
doesn’t make me any less
hungry.
and I know
I know,
some people have no food.
they are poor
I’m not.
I’m fortunate.
Only
I’m not:
all the...
January 2012
12 posts
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I Wanna Be Your Blog: The art of getting really... →
theidiotking:
alisonagosti:
So, a good while back, I got really, really dumped. In part because I didn’t see it coming, but mostly because he did it by stopping by my apartment with an iced coffee and saying “I think I need to wrap this up.” The tough thing about writing about this…
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unityjackson:
I saw a man at the beach yelling “Help, Shark! Help!”
I just smiled, cos I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
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she said something
somethingididntdo:
she said
she said
something
but i’m not sure
which is to say:
that
i wasn’t listening
you see,
it’s hard to hear
anything
when you can
look at her
instead
thepurplemasquerader asked: Your poems are great dude, I simply love them.
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follow me
somethingididntdo:
into the night
into this fight
beyond the light
and out of sight
come down the dark
and winding path
we’ll see the trees
and all the seas
we’ll float above,
sometimes
beyond
we’ll walk across
the frickin’ pond
follow me,
it’s for the best
and afterwards
you can rest
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some guy: a fool.
somethingididntdo:
some guy
is a fool
wanting things
that cant happen
that aren’t real
no matter
how much he tries
it’ll never be
no matter
how many times
he says
‘i love you’
she’ll never hear
his words
just do not carry
and, i’m pretty sure
natalie portman
is married anyway…
……..
this was a belated request for skinnyjeansandheadshots.
if you have any poems you need...
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Round
madeupjokeparty:
What’s round and sounds like a trumpet?
A crumpet
By Kevin Shaw
From the show broadcast on 21st November 2009
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Medical Mischief Part 1
madeupjokeparty:
Who’s the coolest person in the hospital?
The ultrasound guy
By Sam from Glasgow
From the show broadcast on 5th December 2009
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i still feel you
somethingididntdo:
she’d pitch
and scream
and writhe
and whine
but how
d’you live
without
nails in
spine?
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December 2011
14 posts
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any more requests?
i think i have one more left in my typewriter ribbon today.
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requests?
somethingididntdo:
any requests for some rapid poetry? if anyone wants something written about: DROP ME A NOTE.
I’ll do it.
Like…
Now.
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Want a poem?
somethingididntdo:
I have no ideas… SO: Does any want a poem written about anything?
ANYTHING. Drop me a reply and I’ll write a poem JUST FOR YOU.
Or don’t, and I won’t. You have both of these options.
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Go to this site and say you're under 21 →
panasonicyouth:
cesaret:
fabmax:
fiduspawnandfaeries:
littlemotherfucker:
archevalry:
sniiperinthebrain:
jakeenglishswaifu:
marcelinedrawsooo:
OH MY GOD
BEAUTIFUL
man this is probably going to be fucking dum-
OH MY GOD
SCREAMING
HAAAAAAAAAAH
OH MY GOD HAHDHFAHDFK
I spit my water out.
Legit my favorite thing ever.
THIS IS A GOOD SITE
IF I DRANK ALCOHOL
I WOULD...
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November 2011
7 posts
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im so leftwing
that maybe it’s awesome that we accept that people from other countries want to come here to live? it makes us look pretty sweet, afterall…
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teachers
im so leftwing that I think the people that look after our kids should be paid… maybe THE BEST? (do you want good kids or not?).
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im so leftwing
I think that making people with the most money pay *at least* the same amount of tax as those with the least money is *good*.
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“LET’S COUNT UP THE NUMBER OF BRAIN CELLS ACROSS EVERY LIVING THING...”
– qwantz.com
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Something I Didn't Do: Gambling Problems →
My entry for the Machine of Death 2
somethingididntdo:
The M of the sign, ‘INTIMES’, was loose, the neon on light flickering as it blew back and forth. Rain was coming down supernaturally huge dollops, landing a foot in front of John, who was stood just in the shelter of the old theatre.
Up until a half hour ago he had been odds-on favourite, for…