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Posts tagged: david cameron
Above: David Cameron eyes up his dinner for charity.
Conservative leader David Cameron brandishes his dinner in full flavoured support for the minority group Dogs Are Food Too.
Taking the opportunity at a blue cross conference to come out in full support of DAFT, Cameron angered some backbenchers who are ‘whole heartedly against the eating of pets as food’, according to a statment released by the Tories. However when we enquired as to which memebers of the party were against the eating of dogs or other hosehold pets, no party members we contacted were willing to comment.
This is yet another DAFT tory display, coming hot on the heels of Consevative support for the animal rights groups seeking to give equal opportunities to all species on all menu’s. Previous examples saw Conservative MP for Brentford, Mary Macleod eating the legs of a Bush Baby in a sweet and sour source.
David Cameron is reported to have eaten the puppy, named Josie, as part of Pie he cooked for his mother’s birthday. Leftovers were given to his mothers cat, also named Josie, which Cameron is apparantly fattening up.
