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Posts tagged: words
So, a good while back, I got really, really dumped. In part because I didn’t see it coming, but mostly because he did it by stopping by my apartment with an iced coffee and saying “I think I need to wrap this up.”
The tough thing about writing about this…
i do this a lot
some people say my writing is too sex focused.
fuck that.
SLYLY.
look at it. it’s great!
he hadn’t done anything… but they were pretty insistent.
it was hard to tell why they hated him so, he had always been so nice.
somone said, ‘that’s the cunt, he fucking did it!’
most people agreed.
some other people didn’t really know what he had done…
‘what did he do!?’, they said.
‘that…
incredible.
i miss you like:
like a frog for a fly
like a scorpion for something to sting
like an editor for a typo
like a wastepaper basket for some waste paper
like an alcoholic for the sweet relief of a drop of Super Tennents
like a little boy for dinosaurs
like a little girl for a pony
like a dictionary for some words
like a koala for some eucalyptus
like a fresh water fish for some fresh fucking waterlike a thing misses the thing it needs
it is true.
I found the reblog button. YAS!
How tae make pastry. Its dead easy and dead cheap; if you don’t do it you are lazy and probably a shit person.
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Fuckin’ Flour. Mix that with Fuckin’ Butter; Like a knob of it.
Add some salt (a decent pinch. Do not go mental unless you really want a heart attack) - with us so far?
Rub it. Rub it good. So good it goes breadcrumby. Not crumby? Add more butter. Or flour; depending on which side of not crumby it is.
THEN.
Add water: cold water, a bit at a time. UNTIL. Until it feels like pastry consistency.
AND FINALLY.
Knead the shit out of it. Then leave it for at least 15 minutes!
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Congrats. You just shortcrusted yourself. Now make a pie.
